is it petsmart or petsmart
parents: i want the truth
me: *tells truth*
parents: nope youre lying wrong answer
you have no idea the lengths I went to to find this gif set.
when i was 14, i proposed to this girl in my class and she said yes but our parents said we were too young to get married so we tried to do it in secret and one of my friends found this shady guy to marry us but then the girl broke up with me when she transferred schools and we never got the marriage annulled but i don’t even know if it was official in the first place so long story short, i think i might be married.
Why? Why would you do this? Because I think it’s gonna be a whopper, and I think you might be scared. And however scared you are, Clara, the man you are with right now, the man I hope you are with, believe me, he is more scared than anything you can imagine right now, and he…he needs you.
An 87 Year Old College Student Named Rose
The first day of school our professor introduced himself and challenged us to get to know someone we didn’t already know.
I stood up to look around when a gentle hand touched my shoulder. I turned round to find a wrinkled, little old lady beaming up at me
with a smile that lit up her entire being.
She said, “Hi handsome. My name is Rose. I’m eighty-seven years old. Can I give you a hug?”
I laughed and enthusiastically responded, “Of course you may!” and she gave me a giant squeeze.
“Why are you in college at such a young, innocent age?” I asked.
She jokingly replied, “I’m here to meet a rich husband, get married, and have a couple of kids…”
“No seriously,” I asked. I was curious what may have motivated her to be taking on this challenge at her age.
“I always dreamed of having a college education and now I’m getting one!” she told me.
After class we walked to the student union building and shared a chocolate milkshake.We became instant friends. Every day for the
next three months, we would leave class together and talk nonstop. I was always mesmerized listening to this “time machine”
as she shared her wisdom and experience with me.
Over the course of the year, Rose became a campus icon and she easily made friends wherever she went. She loved to dress up and
she reveled in the attention bestowed upon her from the other students. She was living it up.
At the end of the semester we invited Rose to speak at our football banquet. I’ll never forget what she taught us. She was
introduced and stepped up to the podium.
As she began to deliver her prepared speech, she dropped her three by five cards on the floor. Frustrated and a little embarrassed she leaned into the microphone and simply said, “I’m sorry I’m so jittery. I gave up beer for Lent and this whiskey is killing me! I’ll never get my speech back in order so let me just tell
you what I know.”
As we laughed she cleared her throat and began, “We do not stop playing because we are old; we grow old because we stop
playing. There are only four secrets to staying young, being happy, and achieving success. You have to laugh and find humor every day.
You’ve got to have a dream. When you lose your dreams, you die.
We have so many people walking around who are dead and don’t even know it!There is a huge difference between growing
older and growing up.
If you are nineteen years old and lie in bed for one full year and don’t do one productive thing, you will turn twenty years old.
If I am eighty-seven years old and stay in bed for a year and never do anything I will turn eighty-eight.
Anybody can grow older. That doesn’t take any talent or ability. The idea is to grow up by always finding opportunity in change.
Have no regrets.
The elderly usually don’t have regrets for what we did, but rather for things we did not do. The only people who fear death are those
She concluded her speech by courageously singing “The Rose.”
She challenged each of us to study the lyrics and live them out in our daily lives.
At the year’s end Rose finished the college degree she had begun all those years ago. One week after graduation Rose died
peacefully in her sleep.
Over two thousand college students attended her funeral in tribute to the wonderful woman who taught by example that it’s
never too late to be all you can possibly be .When you finish reading this, please send this peaceful word of advice to your friends and family, they’ll really enjoy it!
These words have been passed along in loving memory of ROSE.
REMEMBER, GROWING OLDER IS MANDATORY. GROWING UP IS
We make a Living by what we get, We make a Life by what we give.
"YES, HERMIONE,i think this is gonna be exactly like wizard’s chess.
One of the first things they ask you in the ER is to rate your pain on a scale from 1 to 10. I’ve been asked this question hundreds of times and I remember once, when I couldn’t catch my breath and I felt like my chest was on fire, the nurse asked me to rate the pain. Though I couldn’t speak, I held up 9 fingers. Later, when I started feeling better, the nurse came in and she called me a fighter. “You know how I know?” she said, “You called a 10 a 9.” But that wasn’t the truth.
I didn’t call it a 9 because I was brave. The reason I called it a 9 was because I was saving my 10…and this was it.
#I actually thought this was Marvel trans!Pepper AU for a second?#and this is totally how it would be#if anyone Tony knew was trans#it’s like oh OK that’s cool#you wanna hit Versace now or wait until the new collection’s out?#you gonna do hormones? Surgery?#JARVIS find me someone who does surgery#don’t you worry peps#we’re gonna buy you the nicest dick in Manhattan (via dixie-chicken)
I nearly died from headcannon it’s perfect
No you don’t understand
"We’re gonna buy you the nicest dick in Manhattan." sounds like a sentence Tony must have definitely said
You can tell a lot about someone by the type of music they listen to. Hit shuffle on your iPod, phone, iTunes, etc and write down the first 20 songs. No skipping, be honest! Then pass it on to 10 people.
- Cover Girl - Big Time Rush
- Oh Well, Oh Well - Mayday Parade
- All About Us - He is We
- Emergency - Paramore
- Everybody (Backstreet’s Back) [Extended Version] - Backstreet Boys
- Falling Slowly (American Idol Studio Version) - Kris Allen
- She’s Not Afraid - One Direction
- Falling For Ya (Instrumental Version) - Teen Beach Movie Cast
- Broken Glass - Three Days Grace
- Back to December - Taylor Swift
- Ghost of You - Selena Gomez
- Kiss Me (American Idol Performance) -Lacey Brown
- Iris - The Goo Goo Dolls
- Round of Applause - Cody Simpson
- Believe in Me - Demi Lovato
- Moments - One Direction
- Save Your Heart - Mayday Parade
- Mean - Taylor Swift
- Emergency - Vitamin String Quartet
- City is Ours - Big Time Rush
a. Everyone deserves a chance to show you who they are without the influence of other’s opinions.
b. Everyone deserves a second chance, but think HARD about third chances … it is rare that someone deserves one of those.
c. If someone is toxic: say goodbye.
d. You do not have a place to judge others. You are not a judge or a jury.
e. Never fake your personality, feelings, or beliefs.
f. Stand up for yourself and for those with no voice. If you don’t, who will?
g. Don’t steal.
h. Don’t make fun. You never know what’s going on in someone’s life. You can play around with your friends, but know the line. Don’t cross it.
i. Believing in no god is a perfectly okay belief. Believing in a god is, too. As long as your belief doesn’t bring any kind of harm, it’s okay.
j. Sexism is not cool. Any kind of prejudice is not cool.
k. Feminism means the belief in equality among ALL genders. Feminism is cool. Practice it.
l. Look out for the people on the outside.
m. Push your limits but know your boundaries.
n. Sex is for love.
o. Every job is necessary in some way.
p. Breathing and walking can solve problems.
q. It is okay to say no.
r. It is okay to say yes.
s. It is okay to say you don’t know.
t. Relationships are nice … So is casual dating! There is nothing wrong with either or them, and neither is better than the other. It all comes down to what makes you happy.
u. There are no bad people, only bad choices.
v. Religion/going to church does not make someone “good.” Similarly, having no religion does not make someone “bad.”
w. Education is important but so is mental health.
x. Blood does not equal family.
y. Help people whenever you get the chance, but don’t forget about yourself. You aren’t much use to anyone if you don’t take care of yourself.
z. Admit when you’re wrong. Let others make mistakes when you’re right.
and number one: Tell people when you love them.
my fundamental beliefs