zeldathemes
I deleted and now I'm back again. *Sigh*
i know i'm good for something,
i just haven't found it yet

adinakae:

THIS

THIS IS MY FAVORITE GIF OF THE YEAR

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

supermishamiga:


"Jensen makes a mean crepe", Vancon 2010

supermishamiga:

drunkenwords:  Shag/Marry/Kill: Dean, Sam, Cas  Misha: Well, I’ve always wanted to fuck myself. If that is what you mean by shag—we’re not talking about the carpeting? You know what? I’m looking at the poster, “Who do I really want to grow old with?”. You know—what’s that? Jared’s younger, he’s gonna last longer? But he’s so tall, and people that tall tend to die younger, coz their heart’s not gonna hold out—I’m sorry to say. This is tough. Well, I don’t know! They’re both good in bed. You know, Jensen makes a mean crepe, and Jared’s handy with the washing machine. Oh but they’re Sam and Dean. I’m confusing them. Well, judging from where this season is going this year, I’m gonna go for marrying Dean, and killing Sam.Fan: Yesterday, Misha said if he had to choose, he would marry Jensen and kill Jared.Jensen: And never were wiser words spoken.Fan: What do you guys think about that?Jared: I think he’s got it coming to him. I think that might’ve been the biggest mistake he’s ever made. With all due respect, I wouldn’t wanna marry him either.Fan: He said he’d screw himself.Jared: Oh, I see. Sure, it wouldn’t be the first time.   THINGS I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW HOW MISHA WOULD FUCK HIMSELF AND IF HE CAN SHOW ME HOW MISHA KNOWS THAT JENSEN AND JARED ARE GOOD IN BED IF MISHA KNOWS THAT JENSEN AND JARED ARE GOOD IN BED BECAUSE HE’S TRIED THEM OUT IF MISHA KNOWS THAT JENSEN MAKES A MEAN CREPE AND JARED IS HANDY WITH THE WASHING MACHINE BECAUSE THESE ARE EVENTS THAT TRANSPIRED POST-SEX (preferably the morning after) IF JENSEN WOULD MARRY MISHA TOO (But I think I already know the answer to that ;) It’s F and M. Obvs)

"Jensen makes a mean crepe", Vancon 2010

Sleep Doesn’t Hold Me Like You Do

theaestheticsofinkstains:

Give me a reason
to stay on the phone
with you at 3 AM when
everyone else has forgotten
to care and I’m the only person
still listening to the slow sound
of your breathing. Give me
a reason to lose sleep
or not sleep at all.
I want to be
yours.

weepingangel221b:

musicalflashinglights:

queerpunkhamlet:

overlypolitebisexual:

as a parent it is your god damn fucking job to look after your children stop treating your children like they are burdens

you signed up to have a child, the child did not sign up to have you as a parent

keep this in mind. do not expect your children to immediately give you back all the things you give them. they are children. love them. cherish them. treat them well.

image

well done supernatural fandom, well done

wank-r:

if you make me laugh im already 89% in love with you

gomerblogworld:

Read more: http://bit.ly/1wUHZ3C

Roger the Resident in Tears, Freed from Medicine Captivity

St. Louis, MO – Roger Springfield, a 28 year-old internal medicine resident at St. Louis…

Sneeze

citationneeded:

Sneezing cannot occur during sleep due to REM atonia - a bodily state wherein motor neurons are not stimulated and reflex signals are not relayed to the brain. Sufficient external stimulants, however, may cause a person to wake from their sleep for the purpose of sneezing, although any sneezing occurring afterwards would take place with a partially awake status at minimum.

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There are no classes in life for beginners: right away you are always asked to deal with what is most difficult.
Rainer Maria Rilke (via cyanide-poisoning)

buddhabrot:

jingledink:

found two kitties cuddling by the sea

NO WAY this made my year

typeverything:

Typeverything.com
Hand-lettering by Raul Alejandro.

typeverything:

Typeverything.com

Hand-lettering by Raul Alejandro.

nathanielemmett:

retrogasm:

ratak-monodosico:

This is beyond amazing!

I seriously don’t know how to feel about these, haha. Funny, but also, what the actual frick???

intellectual-fallen-angel:

marycambell:

  • The sequence was miserable for Ackles, who spent four hours in make-up having the various hooks and other prosthetics applied. Wired cuffs around his wrists and ankles, as well as a harness around his waist, were used to lift him 13 feet into the air in front of a green screen. To his discomfort, the harness slipped, causing its buckle to continuously dig into his hip throughout the scene’s three or four takes. The actor, who “had tears rolling down his face” as he was lowered down, deemed it the most physical pain he has endured for a single shot. 

WHY DID THIS SEQUENCE NEED TO BE TAKEN AT ALL

WHY

WHAT HAPPENS

WHAT

WHY

WHERE

HOW

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