#I actually thought this was Marvel trans!Pepper AU for a second?#and this is totally how it would be#if anyone Tony knew was trans#it’s like oh OK that’s cool#you wanna hit Versace now or wait until the new collection’s out?#you gonna do hormones? Surgery?#JARVIS find me someone who does surgery#don’t you worry peps#we’re gonna buy you the nicest dick in Manhattan (via dixie-chicken)
I nearly died from headcannon it’s perfect
No you don’t understand
"We’re gonna buy you the nicest dick in Manhattan." sounds like a sentence Tony must have definitely said
You can tell a lot about someone by the type of music they listen to. Hit shuffle on your iPod, phone, iTunes, etc and write down the first 20 songs. No skipping, be honest! Then pass it on to 10 people.
- Cover Girl - Big Time Rush
- Oh Well, Oh Well - Mayday Parade
- All About Us - He is We
- Emergency - Paramore
- Everybody (Backstreet’s Back) [Extended Version] - Backstreet Boys
- Falling Slowly (American Idol Studio Version) - Kris Allen
- She’s Not Afraid - One Direction
- Falling For Ya (Instrumental Version) - Teen Beach Movie Cast
- Broken Glass - Three Days Grace
- Back to December - Taylor Swift
- Ghost of You - Selena Gomez
- Kiss Me (American Idol Performance) -Lacey Brown
- Iris - The Goo Goo Dolls
- Round of Applause - Cody Simpson
- Believe in Me - Demi Lovato
- Moments - One Direction
- Save Your Heart - Mayday Parade
- Mean - Taylor Swift
- Emergency - Vitamin String Quartet
- City is Ours - Big Time Rush
a. Everyone deserves a chance to show you who they are without the influence of other’s opinions.
b. Everyone deserves a second chance, but think HARD about third chances … it is rare that someone deserves one of those.
c. If someone is toxic: say goodbye.
d. You do not have a place to judge others. You are not a judge or a jury.
e. Never fake your personality, feelings, or beliefs.
f. Stand up for yourself and for those with no voice. If you don’t, who will?
g. Don’t steal.
h. Don’t make fun. You never know what’s going on in someone’s life. You can play around with your friends, but know the line. Don’t cross it.
i. Believing in no god is a perfectly okay belief. Believing in a god is, too. As long as your belief doesn’t bring any kind of harm, it’s okay.
j. Sexism is not cool. Any kind of prejudice is not cool.
k. Feminism means the belief in equality among ALL genders. Feminism is cool. Practice it.
l. Look out for the people on the outside.
m. Push your limits but know your boundaries.
n. Sex is for love.
o. Every job is necessary in some way.
p. Breathing and walking can solve problems.
q. It is okay to say no.
r. It is okay to say yes.
s. It is okay to say you don’t know.
t. Relationships are nice … So is casual dating! There is nothing wrong with either or them, and neither is better than the other. It all comes down to what makes you happy.
u. There are no bad people, only bad choices.
v. Religion/going to church does not make someone “good.” Similarly, having no religion does not make someone “bad.”
w. Education is important but so is mental health.
x. Blood does not equal family.
y. Help people whenever you get the chance, but don’t forget about yourself. You aren’t much use to anyone if you don’t take care of yourself.
z. Admit when you’re wrong. Let others make mistakes when you’re right.
and number one: Tell people when you love them.
my fundamental beliefs
"I use my senses, John, unlike some people. So, you see, I am fine. In fact I’ve never been better, so just leave me alone!"
People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers” your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am.
You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you.
when i was 14 my teacher made fun of my pimples in front of the whole class and my best friend was furious so whenever she saw the teacher she’s like “OH YOU GET NEW CRINKLES TODAY” “DID YOU LOSE WEIGHT COS APPARENTLY YOU DIDN’T” “HEY MA’AM IS THAT YOUR BUTT OR IS THAT YOUR BELLY THEY LOOK THE SAME” she got detention almost everyday even i told her to stop she still did it anyway if you dont know what golden friendship is this is
I love how girls are so chill like yea touch my boobs wanna snuggle heck yes but two guys will bump into eachother and be like woA NO HOMO MAN.